Review Details

AlcoSense NF Breathalyzer for France (Twin Pack)

Product Review (submitted on 12 March 2016):
Now being a heavy drinker, I never know when i'm smashed. Usually I have to rely on the attendance of the local Constabulary to confirm this or I wake up in the local A&E Department with blunt force trauma to my face. This product, however, lets me know how ripped I am. When i'm out on the sauce, all I have to do is blow into one of these things and it tells me whether or not I should keep drinking, go to a club, get a kebab or partake of some sort of anti social behaviour. Be warned though as mistakes are easy to make. I attended a stag do in Ibiza and was unable to distinguish between this product and a straw, which I mistakenly blew into. As nothing came up, I continued drinking and woke up on a fishing trawler handcuffed to a bearded sailor called Silas dressed as a ballerina.